Half Genius, Half Bubble Trouble
Frio for the win — but we need to talk about that White Claw choice…
Frio River Vodka — Smooth and Spot On
You crushed the vodka round. You clearly know quality when you sip it. Frio River Vodka delivers cold-filtered smoothness and a crisp, premium finish that leaves big-name brands blushing. Your taste buds? Elite.
More InfoWhite Claw? Really?
Hey, no judgment — but you picked the seltzer that’s been coasting on reputation. It’s like karaoke — fun once, but kind of flat after that. Brio’s what happens when flavor grows up: real vodka, real taste, and bubbles with purpose. We’ll chalk this one up to peer pressure.
More InfoHow Everyone Else Voted
Vodka Test Results
Frio92.3%
Tito’s7.7%
Frio Tito’s
Seltzer Test Results
Brio87%
White Claw13%
Brio White Claw